weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
