your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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