real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wish I only lived at night.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
