I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
