You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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