do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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