remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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