Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you didnt know i had herpes?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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