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I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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