she was so not down for the gang bang
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
