ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
