none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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