I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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