Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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