I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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