You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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