lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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