Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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