I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just high enough for therapy.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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