mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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