Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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