that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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