so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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