So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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