I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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