your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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