Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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