He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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