The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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