It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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