I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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