if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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