Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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