C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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