i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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