What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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