Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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