he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
