Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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