I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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