is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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