I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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