'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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