is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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