Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I deserve this hangover.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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