its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Pants are for mortals
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
