i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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