It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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