That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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