absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he puts the penis in happiness.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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